I really really shouldn't do this, but it amused me too much.
I'd say I'm sorry, but clearly I'm not sorry enough not to do it, so I s'pose it wouldn't count.
Jokes I heard today 'bout orthopaedic surgeons I simply have to share :
Q. What does an orthopaedic surgeon call the heart.
A. A soft tissue organ for pumping cefuroxime around the body.
Q. What do you call 2 orthopaedic surgeons reading an ECG.
A. A double blind trial.
Now, tell me honestly that you're not grinning :-)
Much told by the anaesthetists:
ReplyDeleteThe sheet separating the orthopod and bits he is bashing from the anaesthetist is....?
..the blood-brain barrier.
Haha! My 5th year ortho placement starts on Monday, I probably shouldn't use those...
ReplyDeleteI am, I am!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely NOT grinning.
ReplyDeleteBut laughing out loud!
I'm laughing my head off - though I've heard the latter before!
ReplyDelete:D
Oh, yeah, PS: I'm a tricksy wee scamp!
ReplyDeleteI love that phrase! That is gonna be a blog title one of these days...
:D
Definately grinning
ReplyDeleteLol! That's awesome! Although the orthopod I used to scrub in with was pretty freaking smart. Of course, he was a veterinary ortho surgeon, so maybe it's different!
ReplyDeleteWhere do you hide a $20 bill from an orthopod?
ReplyDeleteIn a book.