I really really shouldn't do this, but it amused me too much.
I'd say I'm sorry, but clearly I'm not sorry enough not to do it, so I s'pose it wouldn't count.
Jokes I heard today 'bout orthopaedic surgeons I simply have to share :
Q. What does an orthopaedic surgeon call the heart.
A. A soft tissue organ for pumping cefuroxime around the body.
Q. What do you call 2 orthopaedic surgeons reading an ECG.
A. A double blind trial.
Now, tell me honestly that you're not grinning :-)