I've spoken with a gentleman who's been to another planet, visited Heaven and divined the future. Through "revealed truth" this will be shared. He's seen that I shall write a book which will bring great rejoicing. On this other planet he visits he has great standing and has been promoted to the top of four tiers.
Travel to a far off planet where you have import, a future of happiness and rejoicings, it's not a bad way to journey.
If only his travels hadn't also led him down a rather more mundane route, crashing his car and abandoning it in oncoming traffic . . .